Voice 21 – Little Edie Beale

There’s an interesting theory I’ve heard that the best speakers and orators grew up never being told to shut up, and always with a willing ear to listen. From watching the fabulous 1975 documentary Grey Gardens, it seems entirely likely that ex-society girl “little” Edie Beale has spent her entire life with the captive audience of her mother, Edith Bouvier Beale. Needless to say, the result is soothing, if also totally bonkers.

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Voice 20 – Simply Sara

I debated with myself for a couple of days about whether to include this video on here. Most people will know this video for the startling disregard of nutritional common sense displayed by the filmmaker, which has already comfortably secured its viral status. All I know is I have now watched it about 5 times purely for the way she delivers the line “It’s already been cooked and drained” in reference to the immense bowl of apple macaroni (whatever that is) she stuffs into the pile of saturates she has sitting on her stove. Efficient use of incidental music as well. Just bland enough to bring me one step closer to that desired level of blind stupor. I suppose what this video really proves to me is that soothe doesn’t discriminate against blatant stupidity. So there you are.

Voice 19 – Lauren Bacall

In Young Man With a Horn

The Big Sleep

And of course one of the most famous, and soothing, lines in the history of cinema. From the movie To Have and Have Not. Yeah, that’s right. Sexy can be soothing.

Voice 18 – Tom Waits

Sigh…