Voice 28 – Clive Robertson

I have no idea what this guy is talking about, but he’s an Australian TV presenter from 20 years ago. I think he’s like the Australian Terry Wogan. Very soothing voice, but why on Earth he is going through a series of toy figures with nicknames like “prune face” (‘when the ratings are down, he looks like this. When the ratings are up…he looks like this), or describing David Bowie as a “space cookie”, I really couldn’t say.

Voice 15 – Darrell Bluett

Sure, it might be agonisingly painful to watch, but it’s also rather restful, no?